Peculiar Creature

I’ve been absentmindedly singing this song to myself all day

Totally embarrassing

I stink

You Are Sulfur

People often misunderstand you. You are more of an optimist than you seem. You are quirky, charming, and creative. You like to celebrate your uniqueness. You are emotionally authentic at all costs. You let your true feelings be known. You make the most of your experiences. You want to squeeze as much as you can out of every moment.

We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Coming along, slowly, but surely.

I’ve now heard many readings of the book ‘Go the F**k to Sleep’, but this is, by far, my favorite.

Isn’t it early for mums to be blooming? I’m feeling a little rushed.

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.  ~Jessamyn West

Dear TV news anchor humans,
Please Please Please stop trying to cook eggs on the sidewalk and cookies on the dashboard of your car. I can’t take it anymore. It stopped being silly yesterday. Don’t you have something better to do? You know… like… report the news?

Toodles,
Kiki

went digging for treasure in my flower pot. I bet it was a squirrel.